Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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