In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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