Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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