I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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I have feelings that need drinking.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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