They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
