but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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