And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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