We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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