i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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