I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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