I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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