never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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