True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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