i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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