I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
