the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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