I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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