we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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