im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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