They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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