he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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