i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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