How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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