i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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