It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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