i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You made out with two different species that night
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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