At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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