But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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