how can u be prego again
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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