Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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