I must be too annoying 4 u.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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