What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I'm really busy with my period
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