doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm sobbing to NWA
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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