why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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