is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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