Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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