Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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