you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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