I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
we're making bets on your personal life
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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