Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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