bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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