Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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