singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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