Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
