I could have mohawked her pubes.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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