Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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