if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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