should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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