Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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