Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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