What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
