it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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