That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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