So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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