He disabled his match.com account in front of me
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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